Utah utes: FAT FAT FAT!!!

Who wants fatness on out world? NOONE! And do you know who the fat ones are? THE UTES! The uteslayers simply slay the utes. Or, slay the fat, is a better way of saying it. We are doing good for the world! We are making the world 10 times lighter by slaying the utes! WHOS WITH ME?!?!?